Lea Thompson community - Caroline in the City Quotes - Vote for the Best Caroline in the City Quote
Below You will find 45 quotes from Caroline in the City series, I think one of the best in the whole series. You can place a vote for them so we could finally find the Best Caroline in the City Quote. Have fun!
| Think it [10468 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | Del, were you absent the day they taught, "Think it, don't say it?" |
| Stuck [10369 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | I'm stuck! | | DEL | What do you mean? | | RICHARD | I'm stuck. Are you having trouble with "I'm" or "stuck"? |
| Quasimodo [10334 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | Come on, you don't want to miss Caroline's date! Can't miss Quasimodo! Actually, it's been two years. He's probably a full modo by now. |
| Cell phone [10314 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | Del, your pants are ringing. | | RICHARD | (as Del) Hi. This is Del Cassidy, I'm not in my pants right now... |
| Late date [10187 points] | VOTE >>> | | JOHNNY | Come on, Annie, it's getting late. | | ANNIE | Don't worry Johnny, I know that he will come! | | JOHNNY | So the Messiah, but maybe not today... |
| The desk [10186 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | I'm not a crier. | | RICHARD | Spend a year on this side of the desk. |
| Magic trick [10177 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | And for my next trick, I'm going to make my boyfriend disappear. I say the magic word: opera. |
| On Black Top Road [10161 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | Maybe you've heard of her? Donna Spidaro? She had that big hit back in the eighties, "On Black Top Road". | | RICHARD | Oh, right, On Black Top Road. Yeah, of course I remember. | | CAROLINE | You do? | | RICHARD | No, but I was afraid you'd sing it to me. |
| For fun and profit [10140 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | Many times I thought about killing myself before... but never for fun and profit! |
| Strange guys [10129 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | You always date strange guys. Like the one that didn't want to introduce himself... | | REMO | Or the one ho was lousy tipper... | | ANNIE | He was poor! | | REMO | So he should eat at home! |
| Richard on drugs [10125 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | Does the hospital know you're gone, Richard? Because you are, you know. |
| The joy [10118 points] | VOTE >>> | | DEL | You know, Caroline was right about you. You do suck the joy out of everything. | | RICHARD | Tell your friends... |
| Cop [10113 points] | VOTE >>> | | POLICE OFFICER | We're looking for a Mr. Richard Karinsky. | | CAROLINE | Why? | | RICHARD | Because my life is like a Kafka novel. |
| Strong, strong feelings [10080 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | "Caroline, I have feelings for you. Strong, strong feelings." | | RICHARD | Okay, look, I never meant that. When I wrote that I was... they were painting my apartment and there were a lot of fumes... Oh, just shut up! | | CAROLINE | [comes down the stairs] | | RICHARD | You look beautiful. | | ANNIE | Strongly, strongly beautiful. |
| 200 dollars [10076 points] | VOTE >>> | | DEL | What do you mean? You're going to give up 200 dollars just because you're a little embarrassed? I'd walk down the street naked for 200 dollars. | | CAROLINE | You'd do that for 15, we already determined that last Halloween. |
| Cat therapist [10044 points] | VOTE >>> | | ALICIA | Hello. I'm Dr Alicia Crawford Lane. Sorry I'm late, I've been working with a Siamese who won't breast feed. | | CAROLINE | Well, I'm glad you're here. I'm Caroline Duffy, and this is my assistant, Richard Karinsky. | | ALICIA | [looking at Salty] And this must be the cat? | | RICHARD | Oh, she is good. |
| Annie [10042 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | Richie, I know I call you kinds of names and stuff but you are such a good guy for doing this... |
| Richard's answering machine [10029 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD'S MACHINE | Hello? | | CAROLINE | Yeah, Richard, it's Caroline - | | RICHARD'S MACHINE | Actually it's a machine, but aren't we all? | | CAROLINE | So now you decide to develop a sense of humor? |
| Jewish stuff [10027 points] | VOTE >>> | | DEL | Look, just teach me some basic Jewish small talk, like uh, who's the guy on the roof? | | RICHARD | Me, in about ten minutes if you don't leave me alone! |
| In the elevator [10023 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | Well, you're out of your coffin early this morning. | | RICHARD | Don't even start, Annie. The people next door to me were having sex 'til four AM. | | ANNIE | Where do you live? | | RICHARD | Third and Avenue C. | | ANNIE | Hmm, wasn't me. |
| Tori Spelling [10015 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | You know, you could try being nicer to him. | | RICHARD | Yeah, and I could watch Tori Spelling play Medea. But life is just too short. |
| Jealous [9984 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | So, you're jealous of this guy. | | DEL | No, I just don't like the idea of a good-looking guy out with my girlfriend. | | RICHARD | I know someone who's getting a dictionary for Christmas. |
| Camps [9968 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | Okay, so we have to sleep in the same room... together. You know, it'll be no big deal, really, because we work together every day, and so it'll be the same, except with our eyes closed. So, what side of the bed do you want to sleep on? I mean, some people are really particular. My parents are like locked into sides of the bed. One time they went on this cruise, and, um- | | RICHARD | Would you stop?! We're not sleeping in a bed together! | | CAROLINE | What's the big deal? It'll be like camp. | | RICHARD | What camp did you go to? |
| Fortune cookie [9950 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | My fortune cookie was empty, which by the way is the title of my autobiography. |
| At Remo's [9945 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | Remo, could you please spit in his food?! | | REMO | Again?! |
| Large guy [9944 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | So, this guy was buying a sweater in the men's department and you just picked him up? You don't know anything about him. | | CAROLINE | I know...stuff about him. He's a large. | | RICHARD | And you're a small. His people will never accept you. |
| Underwear [9928 points] | VOTE >>> | | CHARLIE | Now, don't ask me why, but I happen to be wearing edible underwear. |
| Dearly departed [9924 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | What'd you do? | | CAROLINE | A bad thing. | | RICHARD | You snuck thirteen items through the express line again? | | CAROLINE | No, bigger than that. | | RICHARD | You killed a man just to watch him die? | | CAROLINE | Somewhere in between, but a little closer to the second... But you wouldn't strike a woman holding out a cheque to you, would you? | | RICHARD | Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at all those zeroes! Who is Daniel Cowen, and what'd you tell him I would do for this? Because I'll do it, I just need to know what to wear! |
| Unending purgatory [9923 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | She just stopped by to remind me that my life is an endless purgatory, interrupted by profound moments of misery. | | CAROLINE | It's been a while since I've heard the phrase 'unending purgatory.' Welcome back. |
| Annie naked [9917 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | I've seen Annie naked. | | RICHARD | Who hasn't? |
| Morning [9887 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAROLINE | Morning. | | ANNIE | Coffee? | | CAROLINE | Annie? | | RICHARD | Tramp. | | CAROLINE | Richard! | | RICHARD | Sorry, I thought we were doing word associations. |
| Shelly [9859 points] | VOTE >>> | | SHELLY | Ooh, is that fruitcake? Oh, I love fruitcake! | | ANNIE | Well, you are what you eat |
| What are you doing? [9854 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | What are you doin'? | | RICHARD | I'm going home. The same thing you do after you get out of bed and find your clothes. |
| 8th dwarf [9833 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | [enters] | | RICHARD | Well, if it isn't the 8th dwarf, Easy. |
| Annie's mother [9812 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | Richard, you've met my mother. | | RICHARD | Ah, yes of course, charmed. Rosemary's Mother. |
| Embezzling [9804 points] | VOTE >>> | | DEL | No way, Phil could never afford to buy her those things on what I paid him. | | CHARLIE | Probably bought it with the money he was embezzling. | | DEL | What?! | | CHARLIE | He was embezzling, skimming off the top, robbing you blind, spanking the monkey. Oh wait, that's something else. |
| Blame Richard [9802 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | I blame Richard. | | CAROLINE | Why? | | ANNIE | It's a hobby. |
| I hate mondays [9780 points] | VOTE >>> | | RICHARD | Oh God, I hate Mondays. | | CAROLINE | Its Tuesday, Richard. | | RICHARD | I know, I'm still trying to get over yesterday. |
| Cat Therapist 2 [9742 points] | VOTE >>> | | CAT THERAPIST | I feel tension, a sense of inbalence. | | RICHARD | How about lotto numbers, are you getting any lotto numbers? |
| A phrase [9649 points] | VOTE >>> | | MARY | Nice to meet you, Richard. | | ANNIE | Boy, there's a phrase you don't hear too often. |
| IRS [3573 points] | VOTE >>> | | ANNIE | I'm getting audited by the IRS! | | |
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